Dear Mr. Bird,

Please make careful observation of the position of the sun in the sky. You may note that it is, in fact, absent. To some, this would be an indication that it is 11 PM, and not 11 AM, when one would normally expect to find birds such as yourself awake.

While I admire your dedication to finding a mate and passing on your genetic material to future generations, thereby ensuring the survival of your species, I must point out that, given the time of night, most birds of your species are fast asleep, and not out looking for a fine young mate such as yourself. Therefore I would strongly suggest that you take a brief reprieve from your quest and renew your efforts in the morning, when they may actually prove fruitful.

If you cannot take these suggestions to heart, then at least find someone else’s tree to chirp in.

Best Regards,
I’m Trying to Fucking Sleep You Avian Piece of Shit

gabydunn:

fancycake:

let-it-all-go-elsa:

catsncats:

pocket protector

More like kitty thieves

this is why god created pockets

My coworker just came over to see what I was sighing about.

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Tags: KITTENS

lullabydust:

i’m really frustrated bc it’s 3 am and i finally finished making flashcards for my notes for ch 1 for archaeology and i still don’t feel nearly prepared enough for my quiz today and i’m behind in geology and statistics and waaaaay behind in sociology and i’m closing at work every day this week except the days i actually have class so that’s a huge time-suck out of my usual studying time and i don’t know how i’m going to make it this semester

he canceled the fucking quiz im so done

i’m really frustrated bc it’s 3 am and i finally finished making flashcards for my notes for ch 1 for archaeology and i still don’t feel nearly prepared enough for my quiz today and i’m behind in geology and statistics and waaaaay behind in sociology and i’m closing at work every day this week except the days i actually have class so that’s a huge time-suck out of my usual studying time and i don’t know how i’m going to make it this semester

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what happened to that Hannah girl who always used the right pronouns for me

where did she go

I’m working 25 hours this week that is way too many

ya-ssui:

heh

ya-ssui:

heh

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dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

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artist-refs:

Eastern Dragon Scales Brushes by VaraAnn-Stock

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